Uh, Fred?

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
03/09/2014 at 03:56 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 04:09

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Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 04:16

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God damn it Shaggy! What did I say! NEVER IN THE VAN!


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 10:06

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Evidently Shaggy dropped a lit roach into the polyester shag carpeting...

And what sort of dweeb would actually paint their Astro in that scheme? The dork factor is astronomical...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 10:32

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Fred's meth lab went sour.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 11:09

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It's been seven hours SEVEN HOURS and no one has said "Zoinks!" yet?


Kinja'd!!! Destructive Tester > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 11:39

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That's one way of keeping those pesky kids from interfering with your plans...


Kinja'd!!! DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey > Destructive Tester
03/09/2014 at 11:59

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Indeed. One thing i loved about the show...despite all the deviousness occurring in swamps...involving real estate deals worth (theoretically) lots of money ... where accidents can occur with very little notice (not that gun laws are known to be strict in swamp areas anyway) ... and not once did any of those evil villains ever think "i am just going to take care of this issue once and for all..."


Kinja'd!!! DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey > jkm7680
03/09/2014 at 12:07

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Yep. i think Fred broke bad, and he is obviously setting up Shaggy and Scooby. Lets be honest, if those two were involved with narcotics, they are much more likely to be in a forest gardening, keeping away the deer while munching on Scooby Snacks!

Further, while it may be early to place blame for not foiling the plan, i think the smart chick should have been expected to foil this dastardly deed. She didn't think their was anything unusual when Fred stopped to get bunsen burners from that farmhouse and then a case of Sudafed from the back of the CVS? She is riding shotgun in all the cartoons!


Kinja'd!!! DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey > Slave2anMG
03/09/2014 at 12:16

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One possible reason, the paint scheme makes people smile as they remember a funny show from their youth. ('Course, when evaluating this comment, one should consider that the writer is often considered included amongst the so called dweeb ranks.)

The real question, why wouldn't one paint the van like that? (A prior commercial white van with no windows used residentially usually doesn't have the best connotations associated with it.)

Lastly, it was a setup. see my comment below. Free Shaggy!


Kinja'd!!! Bubbles22 > Slave2anMG
03/09/2014 at 12:26

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"WAS" astronomical.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey
03/09/2014 at 12:37

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Velma and Daphenie became prostitutes, Shaggy started smoking weed again, Fred went back to his days cooking meth. I don't know what happened to Scooby.


Kinja'd!!! DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey > jkm7680
03/09/2014 at 12:53

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Thanks for the names, as i had forgotten the whole cast. (Such great acting...they were robbed of the Emmy!)

Sad to hear about Velma and Daphenie. I thought Daphenie would have easily transitioned to an office job. I am very baffled by Velma's career choice, since she showed such little interest such activities, and i predict she is having difficulties adjusting to the normal attire associated with such an occupation. (Daphenie, on the other hand, she would rock that outfit!)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey
03/09/2014 at 12:57

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Yeah, well Velma wasn't a very good prostitute it seems. (Mistaken for a guy) She now is that angry lesbian at the checkout counter at Lowe's. Daphenie is doing good in her career, (She had a heroin binge)


Kinja'd!!! DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey > jkm7680
03/09/2014 at 13:03

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Thank goodness it worked out for both of them. Hopefully MeTV will start airing the shows, and the can get some residuals to help with their income. Lemme know if you hear about Scooby!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > DontMakeMeUseTheAllCapsKey
03/09/2014 at 13:06

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Scooby got dog-aids. Airing the show would be good crack money for them though!


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
03/09/2014 at 13:46

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It was old man Jenkins from the farm.
"I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids."